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      Shipping is estimated to begin on May 15th. Please note there may be 3-5 business day delays due to printing/production that are beyond our control.

       

      I am not a drug dealer.

      I am not a seller…

      I am not a handler…

      I am not an abuser…

      I am not a promoter…

      I am not a smuggler…

      However, I understand that I can not save the world or the people who have chosen those paths. So, making substances safer, grander, and extremely unique is my life’s work. What I have created can’t be duplicated, stepped on, or mistaken for anything else. I’ve curated one thousand eight hundred twenty-seven strands of the purest, rarest white on the market. I am not interested in or addicted to even one of them. 

      It is not a manufactured substance that I’ve chosen as my drug. It’s a person. A woman. A storm. What she is can’t be duplicated, stepped on, or mistaken for anything else. God curated one strand of the purest, rarest woman on the planet. Her name is Egypt Johanson. She’s faultless. She is flawless. She is pure. And, not even rehab could cure me of my addiction. 

      I am Chemistry.

      I am a Chemist.

      The Chemist.

      And, I am, in fact, an addict.

       

      Shipping is estimated to begin on May 15th. Please note there may be 3-5 business day delays due to printing/production that are beyond our control.

      Description

      Shipping is estimated to begin on May 15th. Please note there may be 3-5 business day delays due to printing/production that are beyond our control.

       

      I am not a drug dealer.

      I am not a seller…

      I am not a handler…

      I am not an abuser…

      I am not a promoter…

      I am not a smuggler…

      However, I understand that I can not save the world or the people who have chosen those paths. So, making substances safer, grander, and extremely unique is my life’s work. What I have created can’t be duplicated, stepped on, or mistaken for anything else. I’ve curated one thousand eight hundred twenty-seven strands of the purest, rarest white on the market. I am not interested in or addicted to even one of them. 

      It is not a manufactured substance that I’ve chosen as my drug. It’s a person. A woman. A storm. What she is can’t be duplicated, stepped on, or mistaken for anything else. God curated one strand of the purest, rarest woman on the planet. Her name is Egypt Johanson. She’s faultless. She is flawless. She is pure. And, not even rehab could cure me of my addiction. 

      I am Chemistry.

      I am a Chemist.

      The Chemist.

      And, I am, in fact, an addict.

       

      Shipping is estimated to begin on May 15th. Please note there may be 3-5 business day delays due to printing/production that are beyond our control.